Canned Website

Guaranteed not to go bad in the can.

The canning process

Raw text, mined right here at home, is processed using state-of-the-art technologies to produce websites. This guarantees the freshest possible website, filled with just as many vitamins and minerals as the HTML you buy at the store.

The website is placed into sterile containers and heated to high temperature to kill bugs.

That’s all there is to it!